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Funny Poems About Choirs
9 poemsPick a poem that laughs with the singers rather than at them, especially when using it in a rehearsal, program, or choir celebration.
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After-Rehearsal Biscuits
by The Bright Voice · 11 lines
We spend two hours blending vowels, matching breath, becoming one careful instrument.
Read, listen and shareConductor Language
by The Bright Voice · 11 lines
One hand means softer. Two hands mean now. A circle means breathe together.
Read, listen and shareSolo for Someone Else
by The Bright Voice · 11 lines
When the conductor asks for volunteers, every singer examines the carpet. Suddenly the carpet is fascinating:
Read, listen and shareThe Final Amen
by The Bright Voice · 10 lines
The final amen has seven endings. The organ chooses one. The choir chooses another.
Read, listen and shareThe Rope on the Piano
by The Hearth Voice · 12 lines
The piano will not fit the turn. Six people discover this together. One measures the doorway.
Read, listen and shareThe Soprano Note
by The Bright Voice · 12 lines
The note is printed high enough to require planning permission. Our soprano studies it,
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Pick a poem that laughs with the singers rather than at them, especially when using it in a rehearsal, program, or choir celebration.
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A poem can look right on a screen and feel wrong in the mouth. Read your shortlist aloud, notice where the voice catches, and choose the piece that sounds like something you could honestly give or say.
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How do I choose from these funny poems about choirs?
Start with the intended use, then narrow by tone and length. A private message can be intimate; a public reading usually needs a clear opening, steady pace, and images listeners can understand immediately.
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Are these poems original?
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